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Welcome to my random work of art.
Please enjoy your stay.
PA,
Hopeless romantic.
Will most likely contain some inappropriate items, just a warning.

kitty-in-training:

housewifeswag:

crsone:

20 Years Later. Them Rascals Grew Up. 

shut the fuck up

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

badpunsandburnieburns:

if you can’t handle me at my worst

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then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best

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liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

doublewowee:

does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

icy-brunette:

forsakers:

not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times